The cast of characters

THE FATHER: John

Reminds me of Steve Martin. Overwhelmingly Irish and thanks to him, so am I. He likes the movie Mean Girls and is maybe the worst gossip I know. Catchphrase: "T.M.I."

THE MOTHER: Mary Ellen

Wishes her children were 10 years old again. Bakes constantly, even if asked to stop. Catchphrase: "Bless your heart."

THE BROTHER: Sean

Played with GI Joe's as a kid. Now is a real-life GI Joe serving in Afghanistan for a year. Clean freak and urban-dweller. Catchphrase: "Are you going to clean that?" 

THE SISTER: Mary

We don't know where she came from. Bill O'Reilly's protege. Don't let the photo fool you - she's just as weird as the rest of us...more on that later. Catchphrase: "Lets go to Chipotle...or Taco Bell."

THE OLDEST SISTER: Shelley

A new mother and nurse and the weirdest of us all. Secretly likes to color and can't sleep alone for days after watching a scary movie. Catchphrase: "I'm super cute...I'm just kidding...no I'm not."

THE BABY: John Glynn III

Son of Shelley and John Glynn II. A real man's man, man about town.He bullies the kids at daycare. Catchphrase: "wee-ew wee-ew wee-ew."